I detect a theme...

I.. um.. well.. just watch! Nice.. it eliminates the "strange washroom hover"! Seriously ladies (and Hoochies...), would you use this? Now, on to the next one: Can I buy one of these for my house? Does it clean anything else? Are we one step closer to the WC that will wipe your butt? I'd still hover... Last but definitely as disturbing : Holy crap! Anyone else feel creeped out? Love you all more than my luggage! Hugs, smooches and gropes (but only once you've washed your hands)!