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Friday, March 30, 2007

What I won't do for Travis....

There are actually numerous things I won't do for Travis...

Kiss a Rainbow Butt Monkey square on the cheek is a perfect example of one of them(and I'm not talking about the members of Finger Eleven)...

But when my darling Bro tags me.. well... he was tagged by Janna and then he tagged me... and... well... to tag or not to tag...
you shall see...

Oh... Thought I'd give you a radio to listen to while you sit and read... I've heard Janis, Blossom Dearie, Aretha, Ray Charles and The Supremes all in the space of 30 minutes on this station.. hopefully you'll enjoy some of the selection.. nice feature: you can skip ahead... and that's a good thing! (I just heard Shirley Horn sing Here's to Life.. *sigh*... Hope it plays for you!)






LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU'VE NEVER SAID BEFORE:
1. I don’t need a new pair of shoes.
2. Cheesecake or fruit salad? I’ll take the fruit salad.
3. I’d love an enema, how relaxing!
4. I LOVE plaid on you!


LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU'VE FELT THIS WEEK:
1. World on Fire – Sarah McLachlan
2. The Bitch is Back – Elton John
3. I Can’t Decide – Scissor Sisters


IMAGINE YOU'RE HAVING THE IDEAL PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?
1. Waking up to a warm summer breeze and spending the morning in bed with sweet music playing and the perfect person to share it with.
2. Hiking to a waterfall in the mountains.
3. Sit on a park bench to people watch (this includes making up stories about the people that walk on by…)
4. End the day by making love during a fireworks display (trust me.. it's quite the experience).

MAKE UP FIVE CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND:
1. Green Jello Wrestlers
2. Accidental Tourista
3. Monsters in the Backyard
4. Lawnmower Incident
5. Ted Nugent’s Shirt


CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THAT THREE SONGS WERE NEVER WRITTEN, THUS SPARING HUMANITY FROM EVER HAVING TO HEAR THEM. WHAT THREE SONGS WOULD GET THE AXE?
1. Popozao - K-Fed
2. Party All the Time – Eddie Murphy
3. Having my Baby – Paul Anka



So... I tag Angell... (sorry babe.. just had too...)



Love you all more than my luggage!
Hugs, smooches and gropes!

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Comments on "What I won't do for Travis...."

 

Blogger Bond said ... (8:45 AM) : 

ANNDI:

Great list of sentences, though I thought you told me you did enjoy a good enema with friends... heheheehhe

Love the band names especially Lawnmower Incident

Your day is tremendous and though I am a Paul Anka fan... THAT song should be destroyed forever.

KISS

 

Blogger Travis said ... (8:55 AM) : 

Awwww c'mon! You know you want to kiss that Rainbow Butt Monkey!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I just knew your answers would be fabulous and silly!

Love the perfect day!

Thanks for playing and I love that radio!

 

Blogger Matt-Man said ... (9:09 AM) : 

First of all enemas are relaxing if you use cheap wine and Paul Anka ROCKS!!

 

Blogger Bond said ... (9:59 AM) : 

OK MATT-MAN, now, the enema thing... you must seek help over that....

 

Blogger Turnbaby said ... (10:53 AM) : 

Fun and fabulous as ever!! Smooch

 

Blogger Anndi said ... (10:59 AM) : 

Bond:

Keep your friends close and your enemas closer

Punk rock baby!

Quite the day huh? Now, tell me.. is the song in your head?

KISS

Travis:

Shhhhhhhh.. I told you that in the utmost confidence.. next thing you'll be telling them that I actually am a member of the Green Jell-O Wrestlers!

Matty

Red or white.. or sparkling?

Bond:

You want to help him with his enema?

 

Blogger Bond said ... (11:17 AM) : 

ANNDI: If your enemas aren't close it can be awful messy...

Quite the day and you will pay for putting that song in my head...

And do you know nothing darling.. it must always be sparkling...

And I will help with your enema, but not Matt's

bwahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
GROPE

 

Blogger Anndi said ... (11:56 AM) : 

Turnbaby

Fun and fabulous

Thank you.. sounds like a ride description from the amusement park (go ahead boys.. have at it.. don't you love a good set UP)

Bondage

Messy.. yes, and ineffective I expect.

Anything you would like me to take out of your head instead?

Sparkling eh? Plop Plop fizz fizz.. oh what a relief it is!

Now that's a sign of true friendship.. thank you darlin'!

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

and RUB RUB

 

Blogger Matt-Man said ... (12:40 PM) : 

Sparking wine enema gives me that feel fresh feeling all day long of course one runs the risk of getting drunk of his ass. Hahahaha get it? Drunk off his ass!? I crack myself up.

 

Blogger Sanni said ... (12:52 PM) : 

*LOL* - love your answers, Anndi!
So much fun!

 

Blogger Bond said ... (2:00 PM) : 

ANNDI: umm actually there is something in my "head' that needs cleaning out.. is that what you meant?
Thank me for the set-up dear... c'mon, you know you love my straight-man persona... (OH opened up soooo many doors there)

I'll let someone else jump on the amusement park ride comment... I won't ride you on that one....

See if you purrrr and rub rub ...that cleaning comment becomes more and more reality

bwahahahahahahahahaha

KISS and Rubs back

 

Blogger Anndi said ... (2:01 PM) : 

Matty

ass... crack... bwahahahahahahaha
Laughing my ass off!

Drunk off your ass?

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition. 2000.

Trashed

PRONUNCIATION: trsht
ADJECTIVE: Slang Drunk or intoxicated.
OUR LIVING LANGUAGE: Expressions for intoxication are among those that best showcase the creativity of slang. The boundless inventiveness in expressing the ordinary in not-so-ordinary ways led Walt Whitman to describe slang as “an attempt of common humanity to escape from bald literalism, and express itself illimitably.” Colloquial and slang expressions meaning “intoxicated” can fill several pages in slang thesauruses. Most fall into a few general groups. Common are expressions that originally meant “damaged, badly affected by something,” such as trashed, smashed, crocked, blitzed, hammered, wasted, messed up, and blasted. Cooking terms are also common, such as baked, fried, and boiled (said to have been coined at Princeton University in the 1920s). Terms relating to liquids or being filled are a natural source of metaphors for filling oneself up with drink or drugs: sloshed, oiled, tanked, and loaded are but a few. Some terms are not easily classified or have origins that are not fully clear, such as tight an enema should take care of tightness (first appearing in the 1830s), plastered (first appearing around 1912), blotto (perhaps from blot, first appearing in 1917), and stoned (apparently taken from such expressions as stone-drunk, stone-cold, and first appearing as stone in 1945). Most current terms for “intoxicated” are not very old, as one expects of slang terms generally; of those in the lists above, blotto, crocked, fried, loaded, plastered, tanked, tight, and oiled are recorded in the first half of the 20th century, and of these only tight and oiled are known to have existed before then.

How did we end up trashed .. again?

 

Blogger Anndi said ... (2:01 PM) : 

Sanni

Glad you had fun sweetie!

 

Blogger Desert Songbird said ... (2:16 PM) : 

Arrrrrgh! This was too much fun for me to deal with after being up all night puking!

[[running away, screaming]]

Retreat! Retreat!!!!!!

 

Blogger Bond said ... (2:19 PM) : 

anyone else notice she keeps using the The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language


heheheheheheheheheheee

 

Blogger Jonathan said ... (3:03 PM) : 

LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU'VE NEVER SAID BEFORE:

1. Now just WHAT am I supposed to do with two women at the same time?
2. Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
3. Man, the French sure are tough!
4. I think I have that "not so fresh feeling".

LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU'VE FELT THIS WEEK:

1. So Tired - Ozzie Osbourne
2. Return of the Mack – Mark Morrison
3. Crazy - Gnarls Barkley (or Seal, pick one)
4. Basketball - Kurtis Blow
5. More Human than Human - White Zombie

IMAGINE YOU'RE HAVING THE IDEAL PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?

1. Watching a Key West sunset from Mallory Square.
2. Drinking a frozen rumrunner while swinging in a Keys hammock.
3. Deep-sea fishing.
4. Golfing at Sawgrass (Ponte Vedra Beach).

MAKE UP FIVE CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND:

1. Sphinctersayswhat?
2. She-lyxr (lesbian punk)
3. Toenail
4. Septic-tac-toe
5. Yikes, Kidney Stones!

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THAT THREE SONGS WERE NEVER WRITTEN, THUS SPARING HUMANITY FROM EVER HAVING TO HEAR THEM. WHAT THREE SONGS WOULD GET THE AXE?

1. Mmm-bop - those ugly Hanson chicks
2. Uncle Albert (Hands Across the Water) - Paul McCartney (WAY below his standards)
3. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Sorryass

 

Blogger Anndi said ... (4:58 PM) : 

Songbird

So sorry you're feeling ill. Get some rest and stay hydrated.


Bondage

I know my demographics...

Jonathan

I'll comment when I've stopped laughing... You rock!

 

Blogger Angell said ... (5:55 PM) : 

SIGH - ok, looks like I have to get this done before I leave for Detroit. Have it up soon ...

The things I do for you....

 

Blogger Meribah said ... (6:43 PM) : 

Ah the humble enema! I hear root canals are almost as relaxing! LOL

 

Blogger Anndi said ... (6:48 PM) : 

Angell

Love you... smooch

Meribah

You're one twisted puppy!

 

Blogger Dana said ... (7:36 PM) : 

But...but...the world NEEDS Papazoa or whatever...

 

Blogger Anndi said ... (7:52 PM) : 

Dana..

You're right.. the world needs a good laugh!

 

Blogger TopChamp said ... (7:26 AM) : 

This meme's more fun to read than most!

Also loving the radio.. though I didn't listen for too long (short of time as usual).

Anyway: Nice to see ya - you'd not hear me saying any of those sentences either.

 

Blogger Jonathan said ... (9:22 PM) : 

But...but...the world NEEDS Papazoa or whatever...

Wrong...the world needs more cowbell!

 

Blogger Anndi said ... (9:30 PM) : 

Topchamp:

It was more fun than most to do too...

Jonathan..

Getting flashbacks of Chris Walken LOL..

 

Blogger julie said ... (7:21 PM) : 

Oh my goodness Sweet Ann.....the sentences....LMOO!!!! This meme is a great one and Travis tagged me too!

I sure hope mine will be funny too...whenever I can get to it!!

Love ya baby!

 

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