I found a new toy… beware!

Guess being restless and not being able to sleep has some advantages… Merry Christmas Dana... and all of my new friends.. Let’s begin this properly.. time to adjust your sound.. I am Cow hear me MOO? The Karate Kow This cow’s got sexy back… LMOO The rehearsals? Some people have WAY too much time on their hands (and no.. I do not mean me!)… Holy Dancing Cow Batman! Forget the Disco Duck.. this cow’s got it goin’ on! I think there was something in those brownies… I’m having flashbacks of the Cow in the Bathroom… I wonder who should be ore offended… Madonna or Bessie… Yes…. I am entertained far too easily.. I know.. but what’s your excuse? Dana.. I must really love you my precious friend cause DANG! It’s official.. the French are insane… A bunny??? Hey did I see a duck? Now THAT’S talent… Where in the world is Bessie? Bessie does India… Synopsis: Bessie travels to the Cow Holy Land in the pursuit of Raj, the tech support guy, who is the only one who can fix the ‘wonkies’ in Dana’s puter… will she succeed? She then heads to (throwing caution to the wind.. thankfully that’s the only thing she’s throwin’) Dallas because she ‘herd’ a rumour that someone shot JT … she was getting very bad reception on her cell… You lookin at me? Love you all more than my luggage! Hug, smooches and gropes!