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Sunday, October 29, 2006

''I'm getting better'' - The Dead Body that Claims it isn't

This one's for you Vince....



Bring out yer Dead!!!


The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.



We all know who the modern version of the Dead Collector is...

BRUNO????? Is that you??????


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Comments on "''I'm getting better'' - The Dead Body that Claims it isn't"

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (11:12 PM) : 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"But I'm not dead...."

Hey youse betta be nica to Bruno..he don likea to be made funs of

 

Blogger Anndi said ... (8:29 AM) : 

Wait.. I'm starting to think Bruno and the Damm Lurking Duck are one and the same....

Hey Bruno, have some cannoli! You look a little peckish (oops.. I didn't mean that as a pun... really I didn't!.. do ducks peck?)

Nice duckie, er, I mean Bruno...

RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (10:14 AM) : 

LOL looks like Bruno has had a bit more than his share of cannoli--and ravioli and gnocchi and spaghetti and fettucine.....

 

Blogger Coco said ... (2:11 PM) : 

I know I only missed this by a couple of hours ... I acted this out with my grade 10 Ancient and Medieval history class one year ... I still get emails about it from the kids (young adults?) from that class. What a great way to present the Plague ...

 

Blogger Travis said ... (8:00 PM) : 

ROTFLMFOO!!

 

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